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Early Schmerly!

Listen, mister. When it is time to take out the trash, *I* say when it is okay to put it out, not you and your rules!! The wreath matches the bag ribbon! ‘Tis the season for the reason if you’re not committing acts of treason!

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Black Bag, Meet Box

“I don’t care. I don’t care at all and I don’t care who knows it!” That’s probably what the voices are screaming behind the closed door, after the black bag was introduced to the box with little pomp and no circumstance. Did they at least tie it closed? Meh, what difference does it make? It

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Put it out whenever

Yeah, it’s great we have bins in the hallways all the time, and packed full of trash, too! I saw this display at 8:18 am. Was it left put from last night? Put out this morning? Meh, who cares, just leave it out all day, Ace! The asthetic is not something that’ll end up on

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