Early Schmerly!
Listen, mister. When it is time to take out the trash, *I* say when it is okay to put it out, not you and your rules!! The wreath matches the bag ribbon! ‘Tis the season for the reason if you’re not committing acts of treason!
Listen, mister. When it is time to take out the trash, *I* say when it is okay to put it out, not you and your rules!! The wreath matches the bag ribbon! ‘Tis the season for the reason if you’re not committing acts of treason!
Yeah, it’s great we have bins in the hallways all the time, and packed full of trash, too! I saw this display at 8:18 am. Was it left put from last night? Put out this morning? Meh, who cares, just leave it out all day, Ace! The asthetic is not something that’ll end up on
Big Bag, check. Oops, we have one or two small bags! What to do…? Meh, just toss it on top. Should be fine. Yes, this is a nitpick. Sue me.
For fun, let’s cram the trash in the box and put whatever’s in that box into the trashbag. CHAOS!
If I want to put my bag out in the morning, I’m going to put my bag out in the morning! You and your rules and regulations! Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America, not Communist Canada Russia China! So what if my previous shenanigans caused those gross stains in the concrete? I’ll do
Look, I don’t know what kind of operation you have running here, but I’m not keeping this stinking trash in my apartment ONE SECOND LONGER than I have to! Now the hallway smells like… simmering dead raccoon Thank god we already got rid of all the orcs, werewolves and other scavengers.
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Oh, dear. After they got a gold star for finally getting it right, they are back to their old ways of chucking a trash bag out the door whenever. The disgusting stains that are the hallmark of their past deeds notwithstanding, hopefully we aren’t going to see another Jason Pollock imitation; the hallway is bad
Wow, the guys took the bag, which was about the only “right” thing 4305 did. The box ‘o trash is still proud and in front, though. Maybe the valets will buckle and pick it up tomorrow? Come to think of it, 4305 is about as far away from getting it right as one could get.
Poor 4305, they almost look like they’re getting it, then they fail utterly. They got “a” bin of sorts, then the brain glitch cased them to dump a load of loose trash ‘n’ bits into it, topped by a tied trash bag. I think the valet guys are whipped and will eventually pick the whole
We have a twofer today! We’re talking tag-team effort with lots of movement. Buckle up! I was SO proud of 4305, they put a tied bag inside the bin! But then they negated all of that by throwing a plastic bag on top and added some random bits of trash. So close! Oh wait, you
The disagreement has evolved to outright stubbornness. They refuse taking the box. 4306 isn’t going to break it or take it down themselves. Where will it end? 4304 is still playing the small bag game. And 4305 reverted to their old ways by forgoing the bin altogether and doing a twofer bag. You can see
Yup, two days later and they’re not getting 4306’s box or bag. Take a hint? Get a clue? No? Looks like 4305’s bin (on the right) was used properly; they picked up the bag. Sadly, 4304 stacked random bags and it didn’t get picked up. They really struggle with the concept of ONE TIED BAG.
Discovered when I came home last night (2024.05.14), the odor was strong and disgusting. Whatever nastiness was in the bags leaked into the hallway, you can see the drips from when they took it outside, left it in one spot, then moved it further away. Maybe the smell and flies got to them? If only